i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago