egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

hecticglos:

excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago